My ass smells like doodoo
wonder why
(Drunk= I told him he looked like Thor and I bet he fucks like Thor and asked him why he gave me “fuck eyes” all night and that’s literally the first thing he ever heard from me and we started messaging because he thought I was amusing and clever at phrasing things and he texted me tonight and he’s so cool and funny and )
I’ve seduced him by reversing the flirting way: First tell them you want them and then be charming and cool.
